No Right Of Protection

I read this a few years back and thought it worthy of bringing up again.  Many believe this ruling lends support to 2nd Ammendment advocates because it begs the question, "If our government won't protect us, who will?"

Norby Wins the Primary for the 72nd Assemby District

Congratulations to Chris Norby! Well done!!  Here are the stats:

Steven Wright Jokes and One-Liners

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading . . . And all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

Last night, I walked up to this beautiful woman in a bar and asked her, "Do you live around here often?" She said, "You're wearing two different colored socks." I said, "Yes, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." Then she asked, "How do you feel?" and I said, "Well, you know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time."

Right now I'm having amnesia and dejavu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow.

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one . . . It wasn't doing what I was doing.

Some Funny Borrowed Pictures That People Have Been sending Me For Years

This would constitute a "BAD DAY" in surveying!

And when Yoday gets a little R&R, he like to catch up on "stuff".

I've been guilty of this a time or two...

So that's why he moved to NY!

 

Get us outta here!!